After everyone finds out Monica is not pregnant, much of the wedding reception is spent figuring out who is. Phoebe pretends it’s her, to cover for Rachel, but Monica realizes the truth. Chandler surprises Monica by announcing he’s been taking dancing lessons; but his wedding shoes are so slippery, he can’t dance. Joey changes out of his film costume, but all he can find is a tennis outfit. Mrs. Bing’s date is a Broadway producer, and Joey goes way too far trying to impress him. Ross changes the seating arrangements to be nearer a pretty woman (Mona), but ends up at the kids table instead. Each attempt to dance with Mona is foiled by dance requests by the female children. To impress Mona with his sweetness, he lets them stand on his feet while dancing. Rachel takes another pregnancy test to be sure; it’s positive, but first Phoebe tells her it’s negative, so she has a chance to realize how she really feels. Joey has freakishly tiny feet.

(54 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)

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The day after the wedding, everyone checks out of the hotel. Ross, always wanting to get his money’s worth, won’t check out until the last minute. Thanks to Joey, there are unexpected food and porn charges on several bills. Chandler forgot to make sure the disposable cameras were gathered after the reception, so he and Ross attend another wedding at the same location, to fake the photos (including one of Chandler kissing a different brunette bride). Monica can’t wait for Chandler’s return, so she opens all the wedding gifts without him. Joey, thinking that Phoebe is pregnant, proposes marriage and she accepts. Later, when he learns it’s Rachel, he proposes to her. She doesn’t accept. Joey remembers Rachel had someone spend the night a month earlier, who left behind a red sweater. Phoebe thinks it belongs to Tag, Rachel’s old boyfriend; but he’s not missing a red sweater. Later, Ross sees the sweater on the table. He picks it up and announces he’s been looking for it for a month.

(36 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon. Everywhere they go, another honeymooning couple beats them to the last of the free newlywed upgrades. Rachel prepares to tell Ross that he’s the father of his child. Joey and Phoebe realize neither of them have keys to Chandler and Monica’s apartment. Phoebe needs her guitar and Joey wants food, so they call the superintendent saying there’s a gas leak. Mr. Treeger has the door broken down. Rachel tells Ross, and he and Joey learn that condoms are not 100% effective. Rachel gets a sonogram but can’t tell where the baby is.

(34 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Monica and Chandler return from their honeymoon, having made friends with another couple on the flight home. Afterwards they discover that the phone number the couple gave them is wrong, and they begin to wonder if they didn’t make a good impression. The gang ask Ross and Rachel how they got together the night she became pregnant. Rachel tells the story; when she says that Ross was the one to make the first move, an argument ensues. Ross announces that he can prove his side of the story, because he has the whole thing on video tape. Later, Ross (without Rachel) explains to Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey what happened that night. In the form of flashbacks, we learn that Ross had been going through a sexual “dry spell” and Joey gave him help in the form of a seductive story to tell his date (Kristen), about back-packing in western Europe. It didn’t go very well, so later Ross was practicing the story in front of a video camera. Rachel came in, and Ross forgot to turn off the camera. He and Rachel began talking about their relationship. One thing led to another, and they ended up having sex on tape. Ross shows the first few minutes of the tape and settles the argument.

(40 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

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Phoebe starts dating Monica’s new assistant chef (Tim). But when he doesn’t work out either as a chef or a boyfriend, they fight over who’s going to dump him first. Chandler (whose middle name turns out to be Muriel) blocks the promotion of Bob, who is under a 5-year mistaken notion that Chandler’s name is Toby. Joey introduces Rachel to his Days of Our Lives co-star (Kash), and they go out on a date. This bothers Ross, who is concerned with whom his unborn child is spending time. Her date doesn’t go well because Kash doesn’t react well to news that she is pregnant. Ross helps her understand how great it will be to have a baby, and invites her to have a cup of coffee. She declines, so he goes to the coffee shop on his own. Rachel, realizing how great Ross is, changes her mind, but she reaches the coffee shop only in time to see Ross hook up with Mona (from Monica’s wedding).

(24 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)

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Chandler and Monica plan a Halloween party. Phoebe bumps into Ursula and learns she’s getting married. She invites Ursula and her finance (Eric) to the party, where she learns Ursula’s been lying to him, about everything. Monica choses Catwoman for her costume and a big pink bunny for Chandler’s. Phoebe is Supergirl; Joey is Chandler; Ross is Spudnik (or is he Doody?). Rachel is Rachel. Chandler and Ross arm wrestle to see who’s toughest. It’s a draw, but Chandler lets Ross win so he can impress Mona, his date. Rachel gives away all the candy to trick-or-treaters, then money, then insults.

(21 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

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Chandler hires a maid (Brenda), but Monica isn’t sure she wants anyone else cleaning the apartment. She becomes convinced that the maid is stealing clothes - her stained jeans and her bra. Eric breaks up with Ursula and starts seeing Phoebe. The relationship starts a little weird, because Eric (upset from the break-up) gets angry when he sees Ursula… or her twin. It crosses the line when Ursula comes by and he has sex with her, thinking it’s Phoebe. Rachel looks for a new apartment so she can have her own place once the baby comes. Ross helps Rachel stake a claim to an apartment in his building, occupied by a woman (who only speaks Dutch) on the verge of death. But Rachel decides not to move.

(20 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

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Rachel tells her dad she’s pregnant and Ross is the father. Mr. Green reacts harshly when he finds out Rachel isn’t getting married, so she tells him Ross refused to marry her. Phoebe lets slip that Monica had a bachelorette party, upsetting Chandler and Joey, who hadn’t been allowed a bachelor party. To make up for it, Monica hires Chandler a stripper, who turns out to be a prostitute. Rachel’s dad accosts Ross while he’s on his date with Mona, almost causing Ross to lose her.

(20 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

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Monica announces there will be no turkey for Thanksgiving because not enough people eat it; Joey convinces her to make it anyway, and he’ll finish it off. Monica also invites an old friend from high school (Will), not knowing he hates Rachel for how she treated him. Will reveals that in high school, he and Ross formed the “I hate Rachel Green Club,” and spread a rumor that she was a hermaphrodite. Rachel is quite upset until she’s reminded that she spread the news that Ross made out with the 50-year old librarian. Joey does eventually finish the turkey, then has some pie.

(33 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)

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Monica spends a fortune on a pair of boots; She decides to keep them, over Chandler’s objections. But the longer she wears them, the more pain she’s in. Joey’s sister Dina wants to talk to Rachel — supposedly about the fashion industry — but it turns out she’s pregnant and actually wants advice on how to handle being a single mom. Phoebe finds out that Ben goes to the same private school as Sting’s son. She poses as Susan and tries to use Ben to get tickets to Sting’s concert.

(20 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5)

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