Rachel buys furniture from Pottery Barn, but tells Phoebe she got it at a flea market, because Phoebe hates Pottery Barn. The deception is complicated by the fact that Ross buys an identical table from Pottery Barn. Joey and Janine spend time with Monica and Chandler; Janine doesn’t like hanging out with them, and hard feelings grow and grow until Joey and Janine break up and Janine moves out.
(21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
Loading ...Ross gets a joke published in Playboy, but Chandler claims it’s his. The girls are curious and peruse the Playboy to check out the women, and get into a discussion of which one of the three each would chose to date if they had to pick. Phoebe choses Rachel, which leads to competition and hurt feelings. Joey’s cable and phone are disconnected because he couldn’t pay. He takes a job as a waiter at the coffee house to earn some extra money. After closing the shop for an hour so he can go to an audition, he is fired. But Rachel tells Gunther to give Joey his job back, and of course Gunther complies.
(19 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5) Loading ...Joey gives all the pretty female customers free stuff at the coffee house, in order to get dates with them. Monica is sick and won’t admit it. She tries to get Chandler interested in sex, but he’s put off by her illness. Rachel’s sister, Jill, shows up because she’s been financially cut off and has to try to make it on her own. Rachel’s worried that there’s something developing between Ross and Jill, but somehow ends up actually encouraging Jill to ask Ross out.
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Unable to handle the idea of Ross and Jill together, Rachel asks Ross to stop seeing Jill. Jill is upset and throws herself at Ross, attempting to use him to get back at Rachel. Chandler doesn’t cry in sad movies… or for any other reason. The gang discovers that Ursula is making porn movies in Phoebe’s name.
(18 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5) Loading ...News that Barry and Mindy are getting divorced gets the gang wondering what their lives would be like if Rachel married Barry; if Ross’s wife Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian; if Monica was still fat; if Joey was still on Days of Our Lifes; if Chandler had quit his data entry job to pursue writing; and if Phoebe was a stock broker: Ross and Rachel, both in unhappy marriages, run into each other on the street after not seeing each other for years. Ross brings Rachel to Central Perk to see Monica; Rachel quickly swoons over Joey, aka Dr. Drake Ramoray. Monica is dating the very boring Dr. Roger. Chandler is unemployed, but takes a job as Joey’s assistant, which doesn’t work out very well; but he is inspired by the experience and sells his first story to Archie Comics. Phoebe is ruthless and greedy, and has a heart attack after losing 13 million dollars on the stock market. While she’s in the hospital, Ross finds out she’s fired, but he doesn’t dare tell her, fearing it will cause another heart attack. Ross suggests to Carol that they spice up their non-existant sex life. Carol doesn’t like any of his ideas… except having a threesome. Rachel decides to have a fling with Joey. Monica reveals she’s still a virgin.
(33 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5) Loading ...In the continuation of the alternate reality: Ross and Carol have a threesome with Susan, but Ross feels left out. Phoebe goes stir-crazy in the hospital, and sneaks back to work, only to find our she’s been fired, and promptly has another heart attack. Rachel spends the evening at Joey’s, but gets drunk and sick, and passes out. Monica decides it’s time to have sex with Dr. Roger, but he gets paged and leaves. Chandler and Monica decide to have a one-night stand, but afterwards Chandler convinces her to dump the doctor and be with him. Rachel, relieved that she didn’t cheat on Barry, returns home and find Barry in bed with another woman… their neighbor’s dog walker. She returns to the city to hook back up with Joey, but runs into Ross. They console each other on their bad marriages and Rachel helps Ross realize that Carol is a lesbian. Phoebe goes back to singing at the coffee house.
(19 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...Joey’s financial needs aren’t being met by his job at the coffee house, so he looks into participating in another medical study. The only one available is for identical twins, but it pays so much that Joey can’t resist. He hires another actor to play his twin brother. Rachel and Phoebe are taking a self-defense class, but Ross feels they don’t have Unagi, a state of total awareness, in which you can be prepared for any danger. He startles them in the hallway to prove his point, which sets off an on-going competition of psuedo-attacks. Chandler and Monica plan to celebrate Valentines day (late) by making gifts for each other. Chandler can’t make anything and Monica forgets until the last minute. Chandler gives Monica a customized tape of music which actually was a previous gift from Janice; Monica give him a sock puppet that Phoebe made.
(19 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...Flattery in a teacher evaluation leads to Ross dating one of his students (Elizabeth). He finds out he could get fired, but the forbidden nature of the relationship makes Elizabeth want it even more. An old friend of Chandler’s (Dana) is Directing an Al Pacino movie, and Joey asks Chandler to get him an audition. Monica is jealous of the time Chandler spends with Dana. A fire in Phoebe and Rachel’s apartment means they’ll have to stay with their friends for a few weeks–one at Monica’s and one at Joey’s. At first Monica’s apartment seems to be the accomodation of choice, but it soon becomes clear that Joey’s is the place to be.
(14 votes, average: 4.93 out of 5) Loading ...Joey’s refrigerator breaks down, so he tries to manipulate his friends into paying for part of it. Plus he has to eat all those perishables by himself. Rachel is looking for a date to a charity ball; Phoebe finds a guy for her, but so do Monica and Chandler; things get competitive. Ross and Elizabeth continue their “secret” romance. When Elizabeth announces she’s going away for Spring Break, Ross misunderstands and thinks she’s asking him to go with her. When he finds out she’s going away without him, he starts to worry about how much “partying” she might be planning.
(15 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5) Loading ...Joey auditions for a new TV show and makes the call-back list; but when the call-back time gets changed, Chandler neglects to give Joey the message. Chandler has a chance to redeem himself when he takes a message that the part is available again. Phoebe and Ross help Joey run his lines, and they become convinced that they’re great actors. Monica doesn’t like the chick and the duck. We see flashbacks to earlier episodes demonstrating: Joey’s acting; the pressure everyone feels at work; Chandler’s mistakes; Joey’s mistakes; friends fighting and making up; Chandler and Joey hugging.
(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5) Loading ...